History: Mom watches the Game Show Network ’round the clock during weekdays. They have a contest where, if they call you and you answer the pop culture trivia question, you win a prize.
Jim (picks up phone at work): This is Jim
Mom: Can you talk a minute?
Jim: Sure. What’s up?
Mom: In the 70’s, there was a song, “The Hustle” and something about a booty. Who was that?
Jim: Who was what?
Mom: The Hustle and something about a booty.
Jim: “The Hustle” was Van McCoy but I don’t know what you’re talking about with “the booty”
Mom: That’s what a black man calls an ass.
Jim: I KNOW what it IS, I just don’t know any 70’s song related to “The Hustle” that has anything to do with a booty.
Mom: They said it starts with a “D”.
Jim: ……..
Mom: Never mind.
2 responses so far ↓
Joyce // October 18, 2008 at 9:34 pm
…Hmm. Song about a booty that starts with a D.
http://www.unlt.com/the-hustle_B0002O09OQ.html
Perhaps it’s this guy? (Gotta love the search engines)
Joyce // October 22, 2008 at 5:58 pm
*got a case of “do the hustle” in the brain*
Gah!!!