Mom: I talked to your Aunt Louise today.
Jim: Oh? And how is she?
Mom: She’s fine but she thinks her daughter is on drugs. I think so too – she’s nothing but skin and bone.
Jim: Have you actually SEEN her in the past 10 years?
Mom: No, but I know she is. That girl’s crazy. They need to put her in the psychic ward.
Jim: You mean the psychiatric ward?
Mom: No, the psychic ward. She’s crazy.
Jim (smiling): I’ll bet she’ll know that’s going to happen.
Mom: Nah…she’s crazy, not psychic.
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Squirl // August 26, 2008 at 6:16 pm
That is just classic Mom! Thank you so much for sharing this one. Does she know that we all chuckle at her expense? Though not in a bad way…..
Jim // August 26, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Squirl-Bob – yes, she knows. And she just keeps ‘em comin’!