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Conversations with Connie – Geography Edition

August 9, 2008 · 3 Comments

Mom, The Boy and Connie

Mom, The Boy and Connie

My sister Connie (on the right, looking like an extra from “Kill Bill”) is one of those people who say hilarious things without necessarily thinking about them.  Her comic timing is impecable.  The following conversation from 2006(?) is a good example:

Jim:  (talking about someone who is rather rude)  What a dill-hole.

Connie:  You know what dill-hole is, right?

Jim:  I shudder to ask, but what?

Connie:  A place to park your pickle.

Jim:  AH HA HA HA HA! (pees a little)

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