Jim: I’m going to make a chocolate trifle
Mom: That’s not like that torque you made before, is it?
Jim: That what?
Mom: You know, that chocolate torque you made a while back.
Jim: You mean the chocolate TORTE?
Mom: Same thing.
Jim: Espcially if your lug nuts are loose.



3 responses so far ↓
Joyce // July 23, 2008 at 4:50 pm
*snerk*
“Today in Cooking with Mechanics, we’re going to show you how to bake a hemi (ham), put those potatoes into overdrive and make the perfect chocolate torque. But first, let’s fabricate and assemble an oven using old car parts.”
I could see this going top ratings in no time.
Susie // July 24, 2008 at 2:40 am
I haven’t had a good chocolate torque in ages.
Squirl // August 2, 2008 at 1:07 am
Never a dull moment with Mom!