Dammit, We Can’t Have Nice Things

Where There’s Squirt – There’s Fun

September 8, 2006 · 5 Comments

I couldn’t agree more.

Thanks to the ability to pilfer borrow from James Lileks, this lovely photo of a huge, gaping, moist pink cavity filled with Squirt and balls is possible.

Goodness, doesn’t this sound DELISH?

Scrumptious!

Categories: lileks · squirt · watermelon

5 responses so far ↓

  • zuhn // September 8, 2006 at 8:20 pm

    Mmmm…huge, gaping, moist pink cavities…

    *drool*

  • Anonymous // September 8, 2006 at 8:49 pm

    I dunno, if there’s room to fit 2 or more squirts in the same cavity at the same time, it might be time for a tune-up, is all I’m sayin’.

    ~eclectic

  • Momentarily_Distracted // September 8, 2006 at 11:49 pm

    That’s just wrong.
    Where’s the beenie-weenies?

    I’m just sayin.

  • james // September 9, 2006 at 10:43 pm

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW your all sick and wrong wrong like a pink hair doo on a 80 year old biker babe with a leather thong on a warm day in july in mississippi.

  • Bucky Four-Eyes // September 10, 2006 at 5:02 am

    Okay, James just totally knocked the comment out of my head…

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